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A. Roxee Mirabella - Me Now

Used>> Since Apr 2021

              Apr to Oct 2010

My SL Profile

B. Carra Roxley 

Used >> Jan 2020 to Feb 2021

              Oct 2010 to Mar 2011

Carra's Profile

Account retired due to repetitive emotional distress

C. MaggieDavis Resident

Used>> Feb to Mar 2021

Account deleted so no profile

D. Leela (GypseeRoseLee) Resident

Used>> Oct 2018 to Jan 2020

Created to replace Caralyne

Leela's Profile

Account retired

E. Caralyne Melody

Used>> Jan 2012 to Oct 2018

Caralyne's Profile

Fashion Model until Jan 2013 >>

Caralyne's Flickr

Model Credentials: LoveCats Store Model, Classic w/Style

Account retired after being banned for life from Frank's Jazz

F. AthenaSpectrum Resident

Used>> Oct to Dec 2014

Created to catch a man! (I know, I am so bad)

Loved Lost Eden and still miss it.

Account deleted (no profile) due to falling out with said man.

G. SassyLassye Resident

Used>> Jun to Sep 2011 

SassyLassye's Profile

SL Fashion Model >>

SassyLassye's Flickr

Model Credentials: Classic w/Style, Louise McWinnie Model Academy (Instr - Carley Benazzi)

Attended but not completed: Avenue Model Academy, MVW Academy

Account retired due to RL demands

Times Not in SL >>

Apr to May 2011 @ Utherverse.com

Oct to Dec 2011 - Recovering RL

Things Heard Only In SL

Check out these actual virtual chats... hope you find them funny 'cuz I did when they occurred. SL is good for belly laughing!

*****

God: Who is he?
Me: you were there last night
God: Franks?
Me: yes, what i was dancing with
God: I assume that you were dancing with a human
>long pause<
Me: ahahahahaha rofl oops i meant who

*****
Guy: where are the kisses?
Me: not in any of these male-oriented sex beds
Guy: Houston we have a bed problem

*****
Two weeks ago....
Guy: You need to drop the professional attitude in here if you want guys to relate to you
Me: Well F*CK U too laughs

Yesterday...
Guy: For being a professional, you are NOT very professional.
>long pause<
Me: AHAHA!! Seriously?? Make up your mind.

*****
Me: so you watching strippers and getting lap dances laughs
Guy: no, ewww
Me: ahahaha liar liar pants on fire

*****
Guy in local chat as walking by: :)
Guy: my dad said to smile at the lady on your right at the bar... :)
Me: what?
Guy: lol... what.. simple statement.. i'll move on.. :)
Guy: pardon me.. :)

Me: turns to gal pal on her right.
Me: did you understand that?
Pal: Not one bit.
Me: Well here's a smile. :)

*****

Me: How long were you gone?

Guy: years

Me: well i cant tell, you look great

Guy: ppfftt i had to buy a new weener...2 fucking K for a weener

Me: uh huh 

*****

Guy: lets get in bed here. what's a good bed?

Me: i have no idea

>pause for getting in bed and posing<

Me sees herself on the bed with a laptop on her lap: ok I am doing what I am doing now in RL

>Guy changes poses<

Guy: i think we need to swap, you shocking  me in the pillow

>pause for swap<

Me: now i am being shocked

*****

Me: where is my heart laughs

Guy: in bed of course

*****

Guy: i do photoshop also

Me: mmm i am not surprised, you remind me of BIG

Guy: i really like you in those clothes. you look so different now

Me: he was from the Netherlands

*****

Me: i cant see you, OMG, i cant see you

Me: what did i do?

Guy: you killed me

*****

God: Who is dancing where?

Me: not there now but Jesus helped me out

God: nods, nice to know that my son likes to grab your ass too, chuckles

Me: ahahaha mhm you do know how to tickle me

*****

Look for more "things heard" in future posts.